Our summer vacation is coming to a close. We have been on a long hianus but we are riding americas great bus system to come home to you!!!!
It has been a quiet offseason for the WIzards. Even for Agent Zero oh except for building ONE MILLION HOMES!!!!!!
But the new season is gonna be hot , hot like “Staff Party Hot” at Royal Bengal Restaurant, hot for us and hot for Agent Zero.
He showed us his TAKEOVER 08 “TO DO LIST” and i can tell u now its got some whoppers!!!
We cant spoil the planz yet, but heres a sample:
Gil unveils plan to stop Global Warming!!!!
Our tip: if you got stock in Airship International, double down cuz someones gotta build those ONE MILLION BLIMPS!!!!
When we move back into our offices at the Wheaton Plaza Circuit City we expect all the big TVs to have the damn football on them.
We hate football these days especially in Washington football .
We have a coach who don’t care about harvesting nuts because he’s waiting for the rapture when all the white man from Houston and suburban VA will all fly up to heavan to be with Jesus and David Duchovnys naked ass , while we all suffer down on earth stuck in an eternal drive-time slot with Doc Walker.
And why is everyone so high on Jason Campbell already??? Why r u so blind so loyal?? Did Dan Snyder lure Leni Reifenstahl out of retirement??
People all say how much poise he has for “standing up in the pocket” .. Its like Chris Rock says : ” You SUPPOSED to stand up in the pocket you low expectation-having motherfucker! !!!!
One thing we are very happy thouigh, is when Redskins signed SUFJAN STEVENS as their kicker. We love his poignantly observant play, and we love the Sadcore open mic nite he hosts Tuesday nights at Greveys. Last week I wept on my poppers when Shar Pourdanesh uttered the lines “I died a miniature death” .. SharPo was showing some serious ASSonance!!!!!